A FRIEND BROUGHT ME FLOWERS, SHE SAID THEY WERE LILACS,
BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD WITH PLANTS.
HER NEXT PRESENTATION, A NEW DICTIONARY,
SHE CIRCLED THE WORD ROMANCE.
SO ENTHUSIASTIC, A LITTLE BIT DRASTIC,
I SHAVED HER NAME IN MY HEAD.
AS SHE BEHELD IT, SHE SAID I MISSPELLED IT
NEED MORE BE SAID?
THESE APPLES ARE DELICIOUS!
AS A MATTER OF FACT THEY ARE, SHE SAID
CAN ALL THIS FRUIT BE FREE?
SHE WROTE ME A LETTER AS BIG AS A PHONE BOOK,
I'VE NEVER BEEN BIG ON MAIL.
I SENT HER A POSTCARD FROM SOMEWHERE NEAR LETHBRIDGE,
AND WONDERED IF IT STILL WENT BY RAIL.
I'VE NEVER BEEN FRIGHTENED OF BEING ENLIGHTENED,
BUT SOME THINGS CAN GO TOO FAR.
THOUGH SOMETIMES I STAMMER AND MIX UP MY GRAMMAR,
YOU GET WHAT MY MEANINGS ARE.
THESE APPLES ARE DELICIOUS!
AS A MATTER OF FACT THEY ARE, SHE SAID
CAN ALL THIS FRUIT BE FREE?
I'M NOT TRYING TO SING A LOVE SONG, I'M TRYING TO SING IN TUNE.
I KNOW I AM SOMETIMES HEADSTRONG,
FALLING IN LOVE, CATCHING FIRE, I WANT TO BE CONSUMED.
WONDERING WILL I EVER TIRE, WILL I EVER TIRE?
THESE APPLES ARE DELICIOUS!
AS A MATTER OF FACT THEY ARE, SHE SAID
CAN ALL THIS FRUIT BE FREE?

I'M LEARNING, I'M YEARNING
I'M BURNING ALL YOUR STUFF
BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH
I'M THINKING THAT I'M ACHING
MISTAKING LUST FOR LOVE
THANKS THAT WAS FUN
DON'T FORGET, NO REGRETS
EXCEPT MAYBE ONE
DID I SCARE YOU WHEN I DARED YOU?
I STARED YOU IN THE EYE AND TOLD YOU GOOD-BYE
YOU MOCKED ME, IT SHOCKED ME
WHEN YOU WALKED ME TO THE BUS
THANKS THAT WAS FUN
DON'T FORGET, NO REGRETS
EXCEPT MAYBE ONE
MADE A DEAL, NOT TO FEEL
GOD, THAT'S DUMB
EVERYBODY KNOWS THE DEAL FELL THROUGH
I WAS HOPING I COULD JUST BLAME YOU
WHEN WAS IT THAT I BECAME SO SOFT?
THIS SENTIMENTALITY DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON ME
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD BE BEGGING TO BE WITH ME
I'M THE ONE ON MY KNEES, BLUBBERING
PLEASE, LET ME STAY
DEFLATED AND JADED
I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL
WHICH ISN'T AT ALL
I'VE SPOKEN, THOUGH BROKEN
HERE'S A TOKEN OF MY LOVE
THANKS THAT WAS FUN
DON'T FORGET, NO REGRETS
EXCEPT MAYBE ONE
MADE A DEAL, NOT TO FEEL
GOD, THAT WAS DUMB
DON'T FORGET, NO REGRETS
EXCEPT MAYBE ONE
MADE A DEAL, NOT TO FEEL
THANKS THAT WAS FUN

DON'T CALL ME A ZERO
I'M GOING TO BE A HERO
LIKE PHIL ESPOSITO OR THE KENNEDY'S
I'LL BE INCORPORATED AND I'LL BE IMITATED
AND OVERRATED BUT THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME
ALL THE JAWS WITH DROP
ALL THE GIRLS WILL SCREAM
AND THERE WILL COMMOTION WHEN I SHOW UP ON THE SCENE
ALL THAT YOU WILL SEE IS A CELEBRITY
ALL THAT YOU WILL SEE IS A CELEBRITY
WHEN I'M RIDING IN MY LIMO
I WON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW
MIGHT MAKE ME HOMESICK FOR HUMANITY
THERE'S NOWHERE I CAN'T GO
AND THERE'S NOBODY I DON'T KNOW
AND THERE'S AN EMPTINESS THAT'S EATING ME
ALL THE CLOCKS WILL STOP
AND ALL THE JEANS WILL CREAM
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY ONE AND ONLY DREAM
ALL THAT'S LEFT OF ME IS MY CELEBRITY
ALL THAT'S LEFT OF ME IS MY CELEBRITY
LEAVE YOUR HEART
LAY DOWN YOUR ART
YOU'RE HERE FOR THE PARTY
SMILE AND WAVE
TRY TO BEHAVE
BE HAPPY THEY'VE
MADE YOU A CELEBRITY
I COULD DISAPPEAR INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN
AND IT WOULD WEAR MY FACE AS IF IT WERE ITS OWN
AND ALL THAT YOU WILL SEE IS A CELEBRITY
I WILL GET IN FIRST AND I WILL GET IN FREE
ALL THAT'S LEFT OF ME IS MY CELEBRITY

WELL YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT
EVERYTHING WILL ALWAYS BE ALL RIGHT
WHEN WE GO SHOPPING
WELL YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
WHEN WE GO SHOPPING
IT'S ALWAYS
LET THE SHOPPING SPREE BEGIN
EVERYBODY WINS
SO SHUT UP
AND NEVER STOP
LET'S SHOP
UNTIL WE DROP
WELL YOU KNOW THAT IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
EVERYTHING WILL ALWAYS BE ALL RIGHT
WHEN WE GO SHOPPING
IT'S ALWAYS
LET THE SHOPPING NEVER END
SHOPPING WITH OUR FRIENDS
SHOPPING ONCE AGAIN
IT'S ALWAYS
IT'S ALWAYS
IT'S NEVER ENOUGH UNTIL YOU'VE GOT ALL THE STUFF
WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH
JUST SHOP WITH SOMEONE TOUGH
WELL YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
EVERYTHING WILL ALWAYS BE ALL RIGHT
WHEN WE GO SHOPPING
WELL YOU KNOW THAT IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
EVERYTHING WILL ALWAYS BE ALL RIGHT
WHEN WE GO SHOPPING
IT'S ALWAYS
WHEN WE GO SHOPPING [REPEAT: X3]
IT'S ALWAYS [REPEATS]

SAVING IT UP
SAVORING EVERY OUNCE OF SUNLIGHT
WHAT COMES TO BE GRADUALLY
FEELS LIKE OVERNIGHT
SO BUNDLE UP
AND HUNKER DOWN
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE
MERCURY FALLS, SO
HOW, HOW DO WE MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAYS?
HOW DO WE NOT CAVE IN AND BOTTOM OUT?
WELL, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT
SOON ENOUGH WE'LL WAKE UP FROM SUCH A DAZE
THANKS TO ALL THE MANY WAYS
WE'RE ALL PUSHING THROUGH
FOR SUMMERTIME
WE COVER IT UP, WE BOTTLE IT IN,
BUT THAT WON'T MAKE IT FEEL RIGHT
TOPPIN' IT OFF, RUBBING IT IN
THERE'S ALWAYS A BIG MESS OF WHITE
SO BUNDLE UP
AND HUNKER DOWN
HERE IT COMES AGAIN
JUST ONE MORE 'ROUND
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE
MERCURY FALLS, SO
HOW, HOW DO WE MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAYS?
HOW DO WE NOT CAVE IN, AND BOTTOM OUT?
WELL, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT
SOON ENOUGH WE'LL WAKE UP FROM SUCH A DAZE
THANKS TO ALL THE MANY WAYS
WE'RE ALL PUSHING THROUGH
FOR SUMMERTIME
OUR LOVE PUSHING THROUGH
FOR SUMMERTIME
HOW, HOW DO WE MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAYS?
HOW DO WE NOT CAVE IN, AND BOTTOM OUT?
WELL, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT
SOON ENOUGH WE'LL WAKE UP FROM SUCH A DAZE
THANKS TO ALL THE MANY WAYS
WE'RE ALL PUSHING THROUGH
FOR SUMMERTIME